partybarackisinthehousetonight:

HELP, i won ANOTHER free ipad! i had to kick my son out of the house to fill his room with all the ipads. i’m running out of space to put them. why must i be the one to spot the difference 90% of people can’t? why was i the chosen one

happywater:

are you there god??? its me hornygirl420

zarryfooksquad:

fileformat:

who even uses celsius… like how extra

the-art-of-fangirling:

uptown funk is one of those songs that you hear for the first time and you’re like nice but then before you know it you’re screaming it in your car and dancing to it in the shower and incorporating its lyrics into your day to day conversations. don’t believe me? just watch.

thot-cocoa:

shakira’s mom: what are your final grades this semester?

shakira: idk mom they’re not posted-

shakira’s hips: they’ve been posted for 3 weeks

shakira: son of a

meloetta:

me on tumblr: stay hydrated! drink water! :)

me irl: drinks nothing but coffee, soda, and vodka, hasn’t purchased a water bottle since 2009, vitamin deficient and being followed by vultures